Hari itu, kelas lagi bahas masalah anak yang main drama yang kalo jalan bongkok dan tangannya ditaruh di belakang kok kaya gendong tuyul aja, terus diskusi makin berkembang.....
Murid 1: katanya biar tuyul gak bisa nyolong di rumah kita, caranya pasang kaca saja. Nanti tu tuyul sibuk ngaca sampe lupa mo maling!
Guru : Iya kalo tuyulnya narsis, dia bakal ngaca sampe pagi, Lha kalo tuyulnya cool, PD abies, dia gak bakal ngaca kan?
Murid 2: Kita sediain baskom isi kepiting aja, biar dia mainin tu kepiting sampe lupa maling.
Guru : Iya kalo tuyulnya sukanya main kepiting, ini kalo tuyulnya suka main PB? (PB= Point Blank)
(Pas kebetulan murid 2 ini sukanya main Point Blank)
(Based on true story with some additional joke, who knows it's funny, Any resemblance to real persons, who study in TMI, is purely coincidental)
Special thanks to R***Y for the ideas to distrack tuyul at our house.
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